Realizations...

1. I've come to realize that my hair: Is probably the best hair in the world.
2. I've come to realize that when I talk: Few people listen but I carry on regardless.
3. I've come to realize that if I make a mistake: I make damn sure nobody knows about it.
4. I've come to realize that all I really need is: Money. It really can buy you happiness.
5. I've come to realize that I've lost: My soul. I believe the Devil still has it but he was due to return it on the 13th February - hiring it out is much better than selling it.
6. I've come to realize that I hate: Fat people. Seriously, they should make it illegal to be fat!
7. I've come to realize that if I were to get drunk: I would have been spiked. Alcohol is for losers. T-Total for the best part of 4 years now I believe!
8. I've come to realize that money: Is the most important thing in life. Fuck love, that wont put food on the table or pay for the operation you need. Money is, and always will be, the most powerful force in the world. Sorry but I don't make the rules.
9. I've come to realize that when I get old: I will probably be a little more wrinkly but have shit loads of money.
10. I've come to realize that I'll always be: an asshole.
11. I've come to realize that I have a crush on: that good looking bloke in every mirror.
12. I've come to realize that the last time I cried: was when watching the Michael Jackson memorial - sad times.
13. I've come to realize that my cell phone: Needs to be updated, iPhone or Blackberry? Both will confuse the shit out of me.
14. I've come to realize that when I wake up in the morning: I'm already 10 minutes late for work!
15. I've come to realize that before I go to sleep at night I: really should get out of my clothes and turn off the lights...
16. I've come to realize that right now I am thinking about: how much money has come up so far in this thingy-ma-bob.
17. I've come to realize that my life: Is what you make it (so let's make it rock). I made mine great and it just so happens that I have some humble pie ready for a certain uncle to eat... fucking funny holes in roads I'm digging aren't they?
18. I've come to realize that when I get on Facebook: Too many people are telling me what they have done every 5 fucking minutes!
19. I've come to realize that today I will: Only keep getting better and better.
20. I've come to realize that tonight I will: Probably not do very much.
21. I've come to realize that tomorrow I will: Probably sleep most of the day.
22. I've come to realize that I really want: A shit. Back in a mo!
23. I've come to realize that the person who is most likely to repost this is: Absolutly nobody.
24. I've come to realize that relationships: are better left well alone,
25. I've come to realize that love: Is a myth.
26. I've come to realize my best guy friends: Would probably be shite wingmen and more of a cockblock.
27. I've come to realize my best girl friends: Have the biggest boobs.
28. I've come to realize food can: Interesting.
29: I've come to realize that this summer: It'll rain.
30. I've come to realize heartbreak: Is better when giving than receiving.
31. I've come to realize that my ex: means nothing to me however I do hope she caught some weird and wonderful tropical STD after leaving me and making out it was my fault when all she really wanted to do was to become a cheap Gloucester whore.
32. I've come to realize that my sister(s): Are non existant.
33. I've come to realize that crying: Makes you no less of a man, damnit!
34. I've come to realize that death: Is something that makes me shit myself.
35. I've come to realize that if I'm sick: I carry on working but complain like a hooker who's not been paid!
36. I've come to realize when I'm bored: I have no work to do.
.­­38. I've come to realize that work: Is what keeps me sane.
39. I've come to realize that my family: Is quite a funny TV show.
40. I've come to realize when I go shopping: I don't buy anything - I must be too cheap/tight.
41. I've come to realize: I just wasted about an hour on this crap...