Rants

Time for a few rants to finish off before I get some shut eye...

1. Credit cards! What a joke! MBNA, while they may give me interest free if I pay in full and give me points when I spend (points which I will be using to buy my nephews Lego for his birthday, so I shouldn't really complain) they screw you if you have "cash transactions. I used it to put some money in to my William Hill account the other day so I could back a 300 to 1 horse or some crazy thing, and paid an extra £3 in cash transaction charges, £1 interest for the month and another £1 interest this month. Trying to talk to them is like talking to bubbles the fucking chimp! So far they have charged me an extra 50%, they are charging 10% interest a month, my apr isn't even that high, and no explanation. I can see a legal case coming if the monkeys at MBNA don't sort this out!!

2. Electrical goods, or instrument controllers for the guitar hero/rockband games. I got Guitar Hero World Tour and the guitar yesterday... it doesn't work right!! The tilt sensor is always on, unless I point it to the floor, the touch strip is over sensitive and it tends to strum itself! I was failing songs with this new guitar which I can FC with the old x-ploder guitar from GH2... if only I could get a wireless one of them I would be happy!

3. Amazon. As number 2, amazon is where it come from. I emailed them as they have no other method to speak to them and explained how I needed the guitar for holiday, it was unacceptable and a replacement is needed... they replied saying that it's unclear what I want to happen... unclear? I said a replacement is required urgently! It's not hard to work that out, not even for a Polish numbnuts working at Amazon!!

4. Grumpy old men. As the earlier post explains, I have to get rid of my MR2. This is because the grumpy old man is throwing a hissy fit about it now, and literally throwing the bodykit around his garage. Does he not know the kit is worth £5,000 new?! He expects it gone, which is fair enough as I did say I would get it gone but what he doesnt seem to think about is the fact I work every day (not just week days, every day!) and every evening. I have little time to fuck around trying to sell something I don't really want to sell. I have been trying, I have been making the ebay listing but need to find out the photos... but now, because it's just not worth it, it's posted on ebay without the photos. If people want the car they will see it when they come to pick it up. It says it's not a car to buy and drive off in and it's got explanations but I know that wont be enough, someone will bid and win, see the car and say "oh, it's not roadworthy then?" and not buy it.

Anyway, enough ranting, time for sleep so I don't fall asleep tomorrow at work... gonna have a lot to get sorted so I can go on holiday and not get any phone calls (I give it 4 hours before the ring on Monday).

I want to do a poo in Paul's bathroom

Seriously, what is with the glade adverts? Touch and fresh, great product no doubt but do they really need to have an advert with a little midget telling his mum that he needs a poo but wont do it at home, he has to do it at "Paul's" because he has touch and fresh.

Who is this Paul? Can I use his bathroom? I want to be touched and freshened while I have a poo! Well, maybe not, I think I just went a little too far there.